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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 03:55

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Loons and Moons